The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.
My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.
by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010
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One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
One who possesses a miserly trait in the despensment or matching of weed.
What's up, Captain Save a Nugget. You collecting that weed or are we gonna smoke some?
He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
He's such a Captain Save a Nug; he always smokes up on my shit. Fool never brings his own chronic.
by Butteredstuffs May 21, 2007
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A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.
Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.
Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.
Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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Get the capitalist mug.this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007
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"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
by Ekomatter November 10, 2007
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