Batterage

Conjunction of the term Battery- storage.

Coined in a 2025 meeting of Australian government group smart energy council by Robyn cowie, the steweardship program manager by accident.

At the time of the scheme's launch in 2025, the maximum rebate was $372 per kilowatt-hour (kWh) of usable batterage capacity

by Emordnilap February 1, 2026

Captain Batterage

To get hideously drunk.

Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.

by rattty March 15, 2007

author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

by living proof December 12, 2003

battyrag

literally
a batty rag
a rag for the batty
used to rag the batty.

basically..toilet paper.

"Mummm we've run out of the battyrag"


Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*

"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."

by zissouhawks February 19, 2009

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

by skypie May 31, 2011