Anal Apple

An apple that has been inserted into the ass of a pornstar, taken out, and then eaten.

Was this apple caramelized before it went into that ass, or is that shit? Either way I'm eating this anal apple.

by BrandonI. August 21, 2011

Apple Hole

A person who uses Apple© electronics with a "holier than thou" attitude. Someone with the concept that Apple© users just "Get it". If you think that you're somehow better or richer than someone else by the fact that you use iMac computers or other Apple© products, your an Apple Hole.

That guy is such and Apple Hole, he thinks that owning an iMac will somehow make him more creative.

If he doesn't stop rubbing how rich he is in my face I'm gonna shove that iPhone up his Apple Hole.

Shut your Apple Hole, I don't care if you got an iMac for your birthday!

by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010

mr.apple

-noun
a.Another cock-sucker from PR who should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.

He is so disliked, in fact, that god is quoted in Genesis 1:19 as saying, "mr.apple? I heard that crack head sucks dicks. Fuck that nigger"

Nobody likes you. Get the fuck out PR & CZ.

b. A synonym for "Cock Sucker"

"Oh, Johnny is such a mr.apple.."

"Fuck you, you dirty mr.apple!"

by MarcellusWallace July 10, 2009

Eve's Apple

The trans female's equivalent to an Adam's Apple. Some trans females choose to have it removed; others have no choice but to keep it due to lack of money or fear of medical procedures; and others still wear it as a badge of pride or because it doesn't bother them.

Having an Eve's Apple doesn't mean you're not female.

by Elizafox December 18, 2018

the big apple

what fucktard tourists call new york

just call it the city, ok?? people hear hate it called the big apple

by laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 4, 2008

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda December 4, 2015

Apple Products

Apple products are poor in quality.

In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.

Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.

by Windows & Linux User October 18, 2008