A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice
by jew a2000 September 29, 2017
A queer creature obsessed with illogical arguments and irrelevant stuff, has total ignorance of the subject that everyone else is talking about. People usually want to tell him to fuck of but fear it would destroy his fragile mind. Also seems obsessed with zoophilia
Person1: Hey look there's a person wearing a cardboard box and poking a dead cat
Person2: Hu must be Alex
Person2: Hu must be Alex
by The random person in a tree April 07, 2016
by KingofFear September 13, 2016
by Memeodalen January 06, 2017
A dude with a quiet personality but a powerful attitude. He is arrogant and full of himself, and he likes too make himself the alpha dog. He may seem annoying and troublesome but on the inside he actually is just unstable about what others think of him and does not know how to react. Even tho on the outside he may seem rough, he has the ability for compassion and selflessness.
by surferbruh May 26, 2015
A sheep, often a black sheep, who follows you everywhere and doesn't quite realize he is not welcome
Stuart: and then i grabbed the grizzly by the neck and...
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
by choochoofoof March 16, 2009
a big jackass who completely and utterly breaks girl's heart without remorse. A male with an incredibly small penis and no back bone. A player, cheater, liar, and cunt sniffer.
by Lola~ October 26, 2011