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cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.
You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.
cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008
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cuntgunk 

spotty white-yellowish, sometimes semi-clear sludge lining the vaginal wall and secreting from the labia minora and majora and sometimes even the clitora.
"is that plaque on your teeth?"

"no, i just sucked the cuntgunk off sally's button."

cuntbutler 

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

Cunting Piss Flaps 

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina . Also enhances the word Cunt.
Shut your cunting piss flaps Sally!!!!

My ex-girlfriend had the biggest cunting piss flaps in the entire country.

Bobby Sue slipped And fell on her cunting piss flaps.

Cuntmongler 

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016

Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.
1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"
Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017