Zach Skarsinski

Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.

also, semen.

Zach Skarsinski

by Klon mon December 13, 2016

Zaching

Verb: when a dude takes a complete 180 on his political views to get attention from a woman. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with.

Friend 1: bro, did you see Kyle talking to Karen about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water

by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019

Zach

Male name, excessively uses the word "nigger" and pursues drug abuse with substances such as, xanax, molly, lean, marijuana, and more

man zach needs to stop say nigger

by Coolrobloxminecraftkid22188355 November 21, 2019

Zach Impact

The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.

"Did you see Zach Impact?"

"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"

"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"

by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019

Zach

Not 🅿️

Zach isn’t 🅿️

by Cass🧚🏻 January 23, 2022

Freaky Zach

When you force a girl to give you a perm while hitting from the back

I pulled a freaky Zach with a gymnast last week

by Perm Papi May 16, 2022

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018