not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...

by _Undefined February 8, 2019

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus the Wind-Chill

This concept originated from the group "Clipse" feat Pharrell Williams. This concept is featured on the album "Lord Willin'", In 2002.

Specially when these rims are spinnin' like windmills, its Ice Thirty-Two Below, Minus The Wind-Chill."

by 2E-Z December 9, 2004

Windeed

A term used to agree with someone who thinks something is made of win and badassery

"Dude, that song kicks ass."
"Windeed, I've listened to it over 9000 times."

by GGreenBass November 20, 2009

windee

a girl that is hardcore cool, she wears vans slip-ons with no socks.

You see that windee girl, shes cool, but i think her feet may stink; She doesn't wear socks.

by chiodosisthesexx June 29, 2009