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shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
by Pard Padre January 29, 2008
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brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.
I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna
by Trader1933 January 15, 2017
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sassy tuna

"like OMG, Gretchen is such a sassy tuna!"
by sarahhh_x3 October 8, 2008
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pumping tuna

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell
Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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Grilled Tuna

A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.
Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
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gutting the tuna

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess
by bardamock September 11, 2012
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west central high school tuna stench

West Central Emerson has an emission of tuna stench from the pootang (aka. coochie/poon) it smells like entering an aquarium that hasnt been cleaned since September 11, 2001. if possible stay at least 6 metres away from the pootang (this pussy like covid).
"it smells like tuna in here, i thought emerson went home hours ago"

"this shit is the west central high school tuna stench ong lmao"
by West Central Thoughts April 12, 2022
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