shithouse door on a tuna boat 

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

brown tuna 

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

brown tuna by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

sassy tuna 

Someone who's really flirty.

"like OMG, Gretchen is such a sassy tuna!"

sassy tuna by sarahhh_x3 October 8, 2008

pumping tuna 

when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell

Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.

pumping tuna by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Grilled Tuna 

A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.

Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.

Grilled Tuna by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

west central high school tuna stench 

West Central Emerson has an emission of tuna stench from the pootang (aka. coochie/poon) it smells like entering an aquarium that hasnt been cleaned since September 11, 2001. if possible stay at least 6 metres away from the pootang (this pussy like covid).

"it smells like tuna in here, i thought emerson went home hours ago"

"this shit is the west central high school tuna stench ong lmao"

west central high school tuna stench by West Central Thoughts April 12, 2022