big goon tuna

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

by '52 Broadcaster September 23, 2006

Tuna Salad Sandwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010

big tuna pizza

this is when you take a slice of pizza(whatever kind you want) and you take and put it up a girls vaginas so that way your penis can fit into the pizza. this increases the orgasm, the grease is a good lube, and the pizza taste even better after

i did the big tuna pizza to evan busch while grant craig mike dom and joe were having sex. it was a crazy orgy

by ginganinjaistheman September 28, 2010

tuna pot pie

An infected pussy. One that has a light flaky crust or scabs.

Did you notice the crust on that bitches tuna pot pie?

by MsWorld February 10, 2004

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

driving the tuna bus

the act of performing oral sex on a woman;

Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.

My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.

by busy monster December 30, 2018