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pumping tuna

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when you bring home a chick that you havent brought home before and you bang her silly, and her pussy resembles a fish in either look, feel, taste, or smell
Justin: Yo, what did you end up doing last night?

CJ: I brought this broad over and I was pumping tuna all night.
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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beer cute

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when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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blop blop

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the sound it makes when you unload your baby batter on a females ass, tits, face, stomach, back, ear, cheek, forehead, etc. best achieved when you do the 'squeeze and hold back' move so it will spray out like a super soaker.
Guy 1 : Hey man, that skank come over last night?

Guy 2: She sure did, I let loose and went blop blop all over her forehead.
by jlove6182 June 4, 2010
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Tuscan Melt

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When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.
Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.
Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt
by jlove6182 May 29, 2009
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