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Get the Jared mug.A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
Get the Jared mug.A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
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by NickyRen October 18, 2022
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