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Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
by yeudeudkdksksksk December 5, 2019
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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared
Jared, what a MOG
by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Jared

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Jared

The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.
Stop being a Jared.
by NickyRen October 18, 2022
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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