it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Queen of the Harpies 

Female who nags a lot for no reason.
Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises.

My bird was harping up at me cos I wanted to go out with the lads.
She harped up
Sorry I was late boys the misses was harping up.
Watch out lads shes got a harp on
That as a close one lads she nearly got her wings out

Queen of the Harpies by Dude December 10, 2003

Queens of the Stone Age 

THE best thing to happen to any music whore, or musician EVER!!!!!!! I mean, the best. If you don't like Wueens of the Stone Age, you're insane.

But I want something good to die for
To make it beautiful to live



Red heads Are The best...

Queens of the Stone Age by Cant Quit Me January 7, 2005

queens of the stone age 

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

queens of the stone age by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Quick on the Sticks 

To have extreme hand eye coordination and be very talented at video games. Reaction time is reduced and usually relates to high-level Call of Duty players.

I am quick on the sticks, I never lose.

Quick on the Sticks by Hendrix315 January 2, 2012

Queen of the gays 

Carly Rae Jepsen is the current title owner.

Her album E•MO•TION solidified her authority.

There are no other people who currently have claim to this honor.

Previous monarchs include Saint Sebastian, Judy Garland, Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Donna Summer, Janet Jackson, Lady Gaga.

There are many gay icons, but the Queen of each era stand above the others.

Its highly unlikely that Carly Rae Jepsen will be dethroned any time soon.

Carly Rae Jepsen is Queen of the gays

Queen of the gays by charlespry January 10, 2018

Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

Big Fat Quiz of the Year by Blue Jack July 5, 2008