Short bus 

Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped

My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way

Short bus by Wiggly21 April 12, 2014

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

Short strokes by Mr Special August 18, 2019

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

short bus kid by Laura January 29, 2004

short timer syndrome 

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation

short timer syndrome by accomplished female December 18, 2011

short king 

A term used by manlets to cope with being assigned a sissy beta male role at birth.

jack is a short king!

short king by 'rift April 19, 2023

Short ass 

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.

Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

Short ass by Future Mind-Controlling Robots June 21, 2010

short man syndrome 

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

short man syndrome by Gumby May 13, 2005