Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....

"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"

by putholian aholian July 20, 2008

pee bumps

A bump between your vagina and anus that burns when you pee....

I have pee bumps between my butt hole and vagina

by simply Complicated August 28, 2016

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

Pee cutter

-A strong Whiskey and water

“Get yourself a Pee cutter”

- Terrance Creech

by Mr. Thomas August 17, 2019

Maldathan-pee

Used when you gift a close friend the game 'Garry's Mod'

Friend 1: Bro, I've been wanting G-mod for about 6 months now!
Friend 2: *gifts game* MALDATHAN-PEE!!!

by YAZZZINNN June 23, 2022

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016