morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

Morning Muscles

Feeling weak after just waking up

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles

by say25000 July 20, 2010

Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011

Good morning mother fucker

A tall glass of Monster energy drink and Orange juice over ice.

After a long weekend in Reno,Matt needed a"Good morning mother fucker" just to make the drive home.

by cassida December 15, 2008

Morning Mouthful

When someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your cock in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of cock. Surprise! It is also possible to ejaculate in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. Ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. Not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is semen, but they also see that it is from your cock.

"Julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. I set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. Man was he mad, especially since he's straight."

by Willy Billy December 9, 2008

Morning After Shock

When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock

After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes

by holysaintvince January 13, 2009

Mooring Product

A person of lesser intellegence usually found living in Florida. Frequently has gay, unprotected sex on boats. Unable to spell moron or use a spell check.

Pete is a real mooring product!

by Turfnazi September 3, 2009