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Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
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by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
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Red Lobster

Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy
by giferta February 8, 2017
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The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
by StonedAF October 13, 2023
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Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.
“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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Lobster Dorsett

Sooo on the up, a lobster tail has gotta have a Lobster Bisque treatment.
I don’t who the hell ‘thermidor’ was, but TD just changed the game with Lobster Dorsett.
by noasweatt October 18, 2025
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lobster boys

Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.
by lobster boys June 14, 2021
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Lobster Bussin

Damn look her lips lobster bussin
by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021
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