Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

guarandamtee

Popularized by The Rock. The absolute guarantee that the work/thing will be done!!

The Rock: "I guarandamtee that I will kick John Cena's candy ass"

by jjcoolj9 March 11, 2011

High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.

Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!

by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022

guard panthers

a group made by jopede, who is the greatest leader on earth. this group fights noobs and trash talking bums

“What’s that in the distance?”
“Oh shit. It’s the guard panthers”

by nigger down the street November 21, 2017

gomar choad

a man who likes to rape little girls

sally came home one day and told everybody that gomar choad raped her in the butt, but she liked it

by jermain thomas ( gomars cousin ) April 30, 2003

GUAR

A Ginger person... who plays guitar

There's something ginger in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? GUARBUSTERS!!
He wears a hat cos it don't look good, who you gonna call? GUARBUSTERS!

by User4 September 29, 2004