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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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Gooning

by 242 to da world February 1, 2024
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Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.
by buildenex July 24, 2024
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Goons

a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
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Goon

A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back

Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin

A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls

Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
"Goon you pop them kids yet?"
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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