Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.

"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."

by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023

Goon

To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.

Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.

by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023

Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.

“Yooo the Goon Squad pulled up”

by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023

Goon

A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.

Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.

by light_fxture October 24, 2023

Dabloon Goons

A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.

by lukabaum November 2, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023