fish crotch

(n.) 1.) the smell that emanates from your crotch after a successful night of sex without a condom. if it goes away after a shower, it is nothing more than that. (a misconception that crotches smell just from being dirty, when in reality, it is men's semen that smells, after it has slow cooked during the night.) 2.) a sign of a vaginal infection called bacterial vaginosis. if you did not have sex the night before AND this fishy smell doesn't go away after a shower, you have a bacterial infection. go to the doctor. do not douche or try to cover it up with cheap perfume, it will just smell like rotten fish in a spring garden.

"The official diagnosis," said Dr. Pat McGroin," is fish crotch. Start her on antibiotics immediately. Oh, and go lock up the cats."

by TristaJ December 12, 2008

Fisherman's Friend

Fisherman's Friend were originally developed by a young pharmacist named James Lofthouse in 1865 to relieve various respiratory problems suffered by fishermen working in the extreme conditions of the Icelandic deep-sea fishing grounds. Originally developed as an extremely strong liquid remedy containing menthol and eucalyptus oil, Lofthouse made this liquid into small lozenges which were easier to transport and to administer. According to the manufacturer, the fishermen soon began to refer to the lozenges as their "friends", hence the name. The lozenges exist in their current form relatively unchanged since their creation. The lozenges still come in their famous paper packets, although these are now foil-lined and sometimes packaged inside a cardboard carton.

I'm gonna get me a pack of Fisherman's Friend.

by ST1300 Rider February 2, 2009

fish vagina

smells like human

Nemo: What's that awful smell?
Martin: It smells like human...
Nemo: FISH VAGINA. Dory close your legs!
Dory: Sorry

by stinky sailor June 20, 2011

dirty fish

A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice.

Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play some shuffleboard instead.

by claudio June 13, 2006

fishwrap

newspaper, or any type of publication on newsprint

"so I fire open the fishwrap yesterday, and what do I see....? the Paris Hilton skinflick's for sale.....now on DVD!!"

by ColdOne January 19, 2004

Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008

Fist Flush

v- most lesbians do this. insert fist into vagina make it wet, rub around repeatedly often the goal is to make piss come out and squirt all over another girl creating wet sexy fun

Danielle and Katy did a fist flush last night.
Danielle licked katy's vagina and stck her fist in and out repeatedly then the two had fun with urine all over each other.

by kAyLaGrAc3 June 10, 2009