Dolph

To first take a dump, take the stool out from the bowl, and then dress it as a Mexican. Then berate it for being lazy and always napping.

Terry hates foreigners but hates confrontation. He'll probably just stay home and Dolph tonight. Tomorrow he'll go to the doctor for e. coli, pink eye, or streptococcus.

by Creepnix May 13, 2011

baby dolphin

Someone who bends over backwards to service customers. No self dignity whatsoever. (See: Ho, Skank)

"Hey there baby dolphin, service any customers lately?"

by foo February 10, 2004

Dolphins

Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.

The dolphins always blow dick

by Oscar September 13, 2004

Douch

An appualing word used to characterize the un-original, rude and useless freinds.

Man,why do i still suffer and talk to this girl, she is such a douch!

by GUIN. May 13, 2005

Dolphin

When a guy is screwing a girl from behind and he tries to stick a finger in her butthole, to which she responds by turning her head back towards the guy, and in a high pitch tone, starts squeaking, "UH UH UH UH!"

I tried to put my finger in my girl's ass last night, but she gave me a dolphin!

by BrownBagger1000 February 28, 2011

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

smelly dolphin

When you stimulate a guy anully using both middle and index fingers.

The name comes from both the shape of the fingers as well as the manner in which they "dive" in and out of the anus. Dolphin sounds are optional.

Often used in conjunction with tossing the salad.

Bro1: I have was having gay sex and i gave my buddy a smelly dolphin.
Bro2: Dude that's foul.

by BukakeRooster7 August 3, 2007