When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.
By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
by Mr. Cardboard November 06, 2011
A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.
Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.
A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.
A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?
Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.
The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.
Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.
The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad
Black man ask: Whats that.
The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.
The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.
Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.
The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad
Black man ask: Whats that.
The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 06, 2011
Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.
by DougWare February 11, 2018
by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018
A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
Swizzle sticks, etc.
by Penguin king125 January 04, 2018
Young people usually in their 20s and early 30s who listens to classic rock or dad rock and not much else.
by fartfootnugent May 12, 2019