Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

by nick staton February 5, 2008

nigerian plunger dive

while having sex outside stick a plunger on your girlfriends vagina and pump it up and down while putting a water hose in her ass with the water running while having her suck your dick

man that girl is nasty she lt me give her a nigerian plunger dive

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008

Diversity

1)An old old wooden ship, used in the civil war era.

2)A group of people with different Backrounds

1)I believe Diversity is an old old wooded ship used in the civil war era. (Ron Burgundy)

2)Asian, Hispanic, White, Black, Indian w/e ya are

by Killojack7 March 4, 2008

dive for dick

To perform oral sex; to suck dick

"Yo dawg, if you hit that she'll dive for dick cause she sucked me up when I tagged her."

by Tha 1ne August 28, 2005