sweet children

The original name of Green Day (the coolest band ever to walk this planet), formed when Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were kids.

Man, Sweet Children rock!

by billie joe armstrong is the sexiest guy ever August 1, 2005

child abooze

Similar to Child Abuse, but when the Abuser is intoxicated.

Connor: "Wow, that man is really whipping his kid like that?"
Mike: "Yeah, it looks like child abooze.

by Yellow Lepus March 18, 2017

rape child

a child resulting from a rape.

when a woman gets pregnant with the child of her rapist the child is commonly known as a "rape child".

by the author with no name June 30, 2011

juilia child

The hottest chick to ever live.

She had a bunch of cooking shows, and was a spy or something in World War II.

I masturbate to Julia Child whenever her show is on TV.

by Qlanth June 6, 2005

no child left behind

A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.

No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!

by MayaEA May 4, 2006

chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 4, 2015

granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006