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Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.
If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.
by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024
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rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.
the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice
by anonymous April 14, 2024
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Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.
by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016
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Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 26, 2023
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Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.
by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025
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Wet Blanket

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022
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Pig In a Blanket

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"
by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025
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