Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 15, 2024

blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

by cosmokat February 20, 2018

Blanket hugger

A Native America

Wanna trade some beads and corn you blanket hugger

by Wishy July 17, 2022

sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

by skallywag99 December 17, 2014

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 31, 2018

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 08, 2018

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017