Socially Awkward Penguin 

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.

BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY

Socially Awkward Penguin by thisisathens January 31, 2010

socially awkward 

an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.

Because john encountered ridicule from his peers in the past he became socially awkward.

socially awkward by Priscilla Christie December 1, 2007

Bi-Awkward 

A situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence.

David felt bi-awkward after James patted him on the ass, repeatedly.

Bi-Awkward by Dinklefuzz May 27, 2008

The Awkward-Walking Dance 

An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.

I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.

The Awkward-Walking Dance by kcalcbob March 26, 2010

the awkward dance 

the phenomenon of running into someone, usually anonymous, who then tries to step to the side, at which point you also step to the same side, repeating over and over until one of you finally darts away.

Aw man, I was at the grocery store and did the awkward dance with some girl. Embarassing.

the awkward dance by ddddavid December 12, 2007

The Awkward Yawn 

When one begins to feel awkward around a group of people and gives a little yawn when approaching the group possibly as an effort to pass time. For example, when you walk on to an elavator with a group of random people. 8 person parties. random car rides.

That guy in the car totally gave the awkward yawn earlier.

The Awkward Yawn by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009

so awkward 

the best television show in the whole of the universe

“oh my gosh, did you hear about ollie and martha in so awkward?”

“so cute!”

so awkward by so awkward fan❤️ February 9, 2021