smart attack

That heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner...or any other hard-working middle class American...that voting Republican is voting against your own best interests.

Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!

Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!

Joanne: I know, and it's for real. He didn't even call the paramedics...

by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012

Ass Attack Snack

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.

My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020

Mini Heart Attack

An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern

"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"

by Au_dragon December 18, 2017

Mac Attack

To succumb to death from complications from pneumonia, in conjunction with an immune system disease called sarcoidosis.

guy 1: Yo, where's Reggi?

guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.

guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack

by Luviticus October 9, 2008

web attack

You nut in your hand and procede to fling it in your partners face, all while yelling web attack.

I totally web attacked your sister last night

by Thedirtiestsanchez October 28, 2006

Board Attack

A sudden and very severe shock that happens to the motherboard of your mobile phone, without any reason, rendering it completely and utterly useless and causing you to lose every data that was stored in that device.

Guy A: Bro, my phone just died on me!
Guy B: What? How does that happen?
Guy A: It just had a Board Attack, without any reason. WTF!

by Syriano September 17, 2014

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015