Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 16, 2022

the vaginal idol

a competition for which vagina can sing the best. the record high score for now is 1, when a fart was mistaken for a single note.

Are you going to participate in the vaginal idol? You better start training now! In public!

by a guy at wwphs$ June 12, 2017