Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

unit clapped

when you clap someone so hard that it’s not just a w, it’s an absolute unit clap.

him: damn i can’t believe i just lost that game

me: fuck yeah you did, you just got unit clapped brother

by sadcowboycat March 16, 2019

phila unite

Sixers in the playoffs

I can’t wait for the game tomorrow #philaunite
Phila Unite : the 76ers playoff slogan

by Trust the process May 3, 2019

Brothers United

A pair or threesome of brothers who have a fairly bogan secret handshake. All brothers share an equal desire of smokes, girls & raving.

Handshake like so:
"Scarn on brah?"
*walk towards eachother*
*catch hands*
*slide*
*punch*
*punch*
"SCARN."

"Hey mate, you coming to the game today?"
"Yeah, let me check with the brothers united."

"Hey Aden, Mum wants you home 'round one."
"Yeah alright. Tell her I'll call her 'round eleven, alright mate?"
"Yeah, alright. Brothers united mate."
"Yeah."

by L ! October 12, 2008

Unit 19a

A bunch of thot haters that are located in a country-ass town. The saw their friends fall because of those filth thots, so they united to become thot patrol unit 19a. Their battle cry is, "it's high noon".

Thot 1: This is a very country-ass town
Thot 2: Oh fuck, have you ever heard of Unit 19a
Thot 1: Shit! Let's skedaddle

by Fwooshman June 12, 2018

United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh

(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry

by Incoccnito June 21, 2021

v-unit

A gangsta who has never engaged in sexual intercourse.

Yo V-unit do you even know what a naked chick looks like?

by unknown November 22, 2003