turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.

"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."

by rob metzgar January 14, 2009

turd puppy

Its a piece of poo thats shit of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its poop and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and turdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh damn turd puppy

Aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that's a turd puppy!!

by psychoOCD1234 February 28, 2010

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

blunt turd

The tobacco that is taken out of a cigar when preparing a blunt.Often times it retains the shape of the cigar... you get the picture

Its the same every Saturday Morning beer bottles and blunt turds everywhere.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Urban Turd

"Cool" people that dress in brightly coloured "stylish" clothes. Some will even go to the extent of wearing small bags on their backs on a night out.

"check out that Urban Turd"

"What an Urban Turd"

"He must listen to Dubstep"

by Mr.Heinz October 7, 2009

torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014

turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003