Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

Surf and Turf

Simultaneously performing oral sex on both the front and rear of a girl.

I gave my girl surf and turf last night after the bar.

by Irishkill4fun August 22, 2025

Surf Slut

n.
1. Often Misunderstood: A person who engages in the act of surfing to a degree considered to be excessive

a. Will often neglect responsibilities to do so.

b. Will do so at anytime, anywhere, with anyone, on any wave with no regard to weather or temperature.

Jen is always surfing no matter what; what a surf slut.

by sswakesurf September 1, 2021

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!

"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."

by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008