straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023

Sippin' Straight

A straight away long enough you can take a sip from your beverage of choice.

Man, I'm thirsty, I can't wait for the next sippin' straight!

by becauseracecarr November 5, 2011

edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight

by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight

That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!

by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020

Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.

I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021