Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

intuitive scientist

Intuitive scientists are people who understand the principles of relativity and quantum physics without studying science. Some call these people psychics, mediums, sensitives or seers. These people are often ahead of unseen and unproven scientific discoveries due to being directly connected to “source”.

We've gathered a group of intuitive scientists to offer a new perspective on energy

by mysticmoyo February 9, 2022

Drunk Science

The Act of Sciencing under the influence of Alcohol

Tom:DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!

by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022

movie science

Made up bullshit to explain something insane (like superpowers) in a movie. Usually stems from something broad such as quantum mechanics.

That film wasn’t realistic, their was batshit insane things explained my total movie science.

by OilySaltine May 9, 2022

Bro Science

Arcane lifting knowledge passed down through the ages from gym rats to gym beginners. This is sacred knowledge, this is your holy bible

Receiving bro science knowledge from your gym bro is like Moses receiving the 10 commandments from god

by Mao zeschlong May 11, 2022

Whorensic science

A field of study mainly dominated by absolute whores, during a funky investigation, as governed by the standards of admissible evidence and slutty procedure

Bro FR studying whorensic science the way he wears that turtleneck

by Awalkingtalkingmenace January 25, 2023

Pfizer Science

The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.

Pfizer Science is the way of the future... and the past. (So, it passed)

by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023