Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".

Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.

by lmdough July 28, 2011

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

Puerto Rican Hitler

When someone does a handstand over a weiner dog, the the other person fills an empty vodka bottle with mexican white sand, then lets it turn to glass like the bottle, then the bottle is smashed and stuck in the rear end of the person doing the handstand. The person with the bottle in their ass then proceedes to do superman push ups Until the dog gets irritated and runs away, causing an orgasm.

Why are you walking like that?

Because me and Skyler did a Puerto Rican Hitler last night!

by Perry Pancake July 15, 2011

puertocaficracan

A person mixed with puertorican, black, and white

"Damn,that puertocaficracan girl ova there is fine!"

by Brittany December 13, 2003

PuertoRoc

Puerto Rican.. Gullyness... Gangsta Gutta Gator Global! Straight Gully! unless its PuertoRoc from HHR then its jus beeeeeoytch status! lol!

PuertoRoc From HHR Is A Beeeeoytch!

by Gullyness Rugged July 14, 2003

Puerto Rican Hairdo

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

by Sneakthief October 8, 2008

Puberoy

adj; young male adult scret possibly manual labourer/ tradesperson chippy

'Puberoy is wearing a hat and drinking beer.'

by rondema May 29, 2007