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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.
Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.
by Diligent February 1, 2006
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Procrasturbating

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011
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procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.
by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007
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Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.
Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009
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procrastinating

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.
Santa is Procrastinating.
by paliam May 7, 2009
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procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.
Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.
by Franko Franks April 14, 2005
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