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assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
by Seth³ March 27, 2009
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After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.
I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.
by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007
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Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.
In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
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oh, i wish i could be like Posie LaBrant!
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