Pardon

A word used by people who can maintain a serious stance, and face in any situation, whether it is funny scary or sad, while saying this word. Making anyone around laugh out of confusion and the absolute randomness of the singular word.

Random person at funeral: "Aw man.. it sucks without him here, I wish he could've made it through, but he's in a better place now.."

Short girl with ponytail: "Yea.. he was a good man"

Person #2: "it's a good thing he was able to scrap some of his criminal records, maybe he won't go to hell"

Short girl with ponytail: Pardon

by CosplayMugi November 25, 2019

Patron Pussy

female equivalent of whiskey dick

yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck

by cajc January 5, 2020

Partner

(Character is a fictional character I created)

An antisocial non human that has a tendency to make some dark jokes on the internet and can fucken stop time.

Partner’s enemy: oh, you’re just a weakling, Partner!
Partner: YOTTATATATATATATATATA

by Black Hole REE October 24, 2020

Parson'd

When Steve parsons doesn't show up for work or ignores your phone calls. You've been Parson'd

Steve didn't show up today I've been Parson'd

by Maize Homes January 23, 2021

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021

Partner only sexual preference

Aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are romantically involved with

Sharleen will only sleep with someone if they are dating them. They have a partner only sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021