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Houdini Squared

To get some dank head from a girl, and then cum in her mouth, shove your penis in farther until she chokesand dies.
Yo My Girlfriend was givin me crap, so I houdini squared and now she in the dumpster. TOOL.
by mt the pimp October 7, 2004
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Timely Square

A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do

Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York
1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!

2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.

3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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JJ Squared

Someone who is a completely annoying and not generally liked person. Essentially, a bitch whom no one likes and cannot stand.
by Arctic123Z September 22, 2010
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crunk squared

hammered out of your mind... completely messed up.
dude tonight im totally gonna get crunk squared at that party!
by Bigidy-billdog May 5, 2006
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Wackford Squares

A British man, who frequently prances around in ridiculous costumes pointing at random people saying, "Ehh was it because of the Mrs. Squares!" Often takes great joy in making a total fool of himself.
Wow, my teacher is the biggest Wackford Squares I have ever seen in my entire high school career.
by Millerpiece September 20, 2005
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Square Ball

An indoor game played by two or more players with similiar rules to those of soccer. Some significant differences are that it is played indoors and has a cube-shaped poof/foot stool as the "ball", hence its title.

The encumbering nature of the poof/foot stool and surrounds adds a tremendous element of difficulty to an already skillful game. Although the poof/foot stool is often soft, injuries are still incurred.
Tiernan: Urgh! I'm bored. How about a game of Square Ball?

Brendan: What?

Tiernan: Ready...GO!

Brendan: Oh God! My knee!
by whatahw January 7, 2010
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P squared

short for pocket pussy.
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is actin like a pussy.
"hey man let me copy your homework"
" no, i dont wanna get caught"
"QUIT BEING SUCH A P SQUARED BITCH!!!!"
by P squared enthusist June 4, 2008
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