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Chinese Monster

A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"

(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009
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Pussy Monster

1: When an individual eats pussy very well, with such intensity and aggression to the point where the female tries to run... drooling, and screaming, (as if a monster was after her) only doing so in pleasure not fear and agony.

Usually leads to total physical exhaustion.

2: The term can also be used to describe someone with an abnormally long tongue.
1) girl #1: this dude ate my pussy so good last night I almost felt like I was bein' taken advantage of.
girl #2: damn you had you a pussy monster huh.

2) This girl once told me she had dreams about my tongue, said I was like 'Venom' from Spiderman.
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poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.
i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.
by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009
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Monster Dick

i have a huge monster dick
by Nneverland August 20, 2008
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microwave minutes

minutes that seem like they take forever. when someone waits for something in the microwave to get done it feels like a long ass time.
im feeling microwave minutes right now, the clock says its been 4 but its really been like 17 minutes
by sefteraner December 10, 2009
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525,600 minutes

The number of minutes in a year.
five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
how do you measure a year in the life?
by freefallin525 March 20, 2005
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4 Minutes

A fun drinking game created in Bloomington, Indiana, home of the #1 party school Indiana University.

It's based on the Madonna song 4 minutes. When 4 minutes is called, everyone within earshot must finish their drink within 4 minutes, regardless of how much alcohol is left in the drink. I've personally called 4 minutes and seen someone finish a Long Island in 2 and a half.

4 Minutes can also be called via text message, IM, or any other form of viable communications.

4 Minutes can be called in situations outside of drinking (sex, etc) but that is not the original usage.
Me: 4 Minutes!
Man 1: F U! I just got this 32 oz miller lite!
Man 2: Man up!
by Rebadiculous January 7, 2009
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