ModerCize

–noun

A model's definition of exercise:

MODEL+EXERCISE=ModerCize

1. A type of physical movement or activity a model will refer to as exercise, because it burns calories. Shopping is great exercise and burns lots of calories!

Types of ModerCize can include "traditional" exercise but are usually mundane activities such as:

Fidgeting (tapping your foot) 120 calories/hour
Shopping- 156 calories/hour
Dancing- 442 calories/hour
Walking (leisure)- 283 calories/hour
Kissing/Hugging- 68 calories/hour
Dressing- 136 calories/hour
Cleaning (light) 170 calories/hour
etc...
*Based on a 150lb person (results may vary)

Antonyms: Traditional exercises like weight-lifting, running, etc...

ModerCize Example: Backstage at the Versace show the models in hair and makeup were FIDGETING constantly; tapping their feet and always posing for the camera. Once finished with hair and makeup, they were attached to their iPhones, listening to music and DANCING and bopping around. Once it was showtime, it was UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS, DRESS, WALK, UNDRESS... you get it. On average, the Versace models burned about 250 calories ModerCizing. That's as many calories as you'd burn running for 30 minutes!

by ModelSkinny September 29, 2011

Moderatacy

Someone who will always get a comeback and will never lose any type of match/Game.

Define Moderatacy A skilled player who is always underestimated by his opponent but will always make a comeback.

by Agile Reflexs January 13, 2014

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

moerer

A moerer is a legit sign of being a dumb-ass. One who doesn't understand life and is bound to reproduce in mass quantities.

1. My friend who didn't understand the joke is a moerer.
2. That guy with twelve kids must be a moerer.

by LARKMT August 27, 2016

modeler

someone who looks like a model, who has potential and the looks but does other things instead of modelling.

omg you are so tall and beautiful. are you a modeler ?

by gossipjunkies December 12, 2016

modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016