Mofutisu

Pronounced ma-foo-TEE-soo, it's the first two letters of Mother Fucker Titty Sucker.

"I just called my teacher a mother fucker titty sucker and she had no idea."
"How?"
"Mofutisu"

by Bernie1210 April 29, 2014

moffaget

a Family tree of blind idiots who earn a living by giving directions.

I can't find my way back; I need to get a hold of a moffaget

by yup, it's true! June 19, 2014

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

mofield

A douchebag like kiss ass, known for random outbursts of stupidity.person to big to come out of the closet

That big some bitch over there is a mofield

by Bootstoass`s October 1, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

moffman

Moffman is a horrible person with no friends. He usually has a 1cm dick and moobs.

This Moffman guy has no friends

by Atwat October 14, 2016

Mofoeth

a dumb motherfucker with a lisp who DDoSes others and commonly enforces his views on others.

Terry Jang is a mofoeth.

by Danyyyy September 14, 2016