Life

A form of existence where subjects experience normal, live-like behaviours. Only 0.001% of the human population have this strange attribute.

Antonyms: Fortnite, Eugeny, School

Sebastien asked me to get a life.

by NoSoul. March 21, 2018

Life

is death

Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.

by ghosts_are_real March 30, 2018

Life

A slow and very painful death

Life is defined as every one is dying a slow and painful death if you think about it.

by Lifesucks21 May 14, 2018

Life

I need to get one pls

(me): listens to soundcloud mixtape '
(kxng):listens to it with him
(me) : still needs a life
(kxng) NGGHA WE HAVE NO LIFES HOW IMA GET ONE

(soundcloudnibba): HERE IS UR LIFE
(kxng&me): that not a life it a trash mixtape im sorry.

by that word doe March 27, 2018

LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...

RUN LIFE IS COMING.

by KyleC.. May 21, 2018

Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is like a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

Life

A black-hole that you have no chose if you get it or not, but it’s pretty dang cool.

Person 1: I hate life sometimes

Person 2: you only live it once!
Person 1: I hate you

by KittyCat212121 June 9, 2018