Lapsii

The Holy Grail of intelligence.

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.

by V Juice June 29, 2009

lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,

Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..

by fluropanda April 21, 2010

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

by cykofiend February 24, 2014

lapassion

A beautiful female and great wife and mother

Boy I'm going to marry LaPassion

by Reneeener September 14, 2016

Laprug

A racist person who says things that come out the Devils mouth himself .

Laprug just said that he was a Taiwanese Cricket! He is also attracted to you!

by Anonymous_Derp February 15, 2017

lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

by butttt May 6, 2018