Holy Schmaps 

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

Holy Schmaps by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

holy grand slam 

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

holy grand slam by laketheminifig November 19, 2022

holy crap im in fortnite

Peter:Omg this is so freaking epic

Donald trump: Hello peter welcome to fortnite

holy crap im in fortnite

holy crap im in fortnite by Holy crap im in fortnite December 16, 2022

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit 

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Holy Toledo

A phrase coined by gangsters and bootleggers in the 1920's. Due to Toledo's convenient location (Lake Erie Shore, ~halfway Chicago/Cleveland and ~a hour south of Detroit) it became the save haven for prohibition criminals after completing jobs in the larger cities previously mentions. A large portion of the crime in those cities was organized in Toledo. Toledo became known as the "Promised Land" to these mobsters, knowing they were in the clear once they made it back to Toledo. Hence the phrase Holy Toledo.

Holy Toledo did you see that!

Holy Toledo by zzzzzzaaaaaccccchhhhhhh May 6, 2010

holy shiite muslim 

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

holy shiite muslim by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008

holy shit 

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

holy shit by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006