Thor's Hammer

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.

"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."

by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013

to throw the hammer

to lift up a woman and fuck her against the wall.

she's banging, I'd really like to throw the hammer!!

by pendletonbound August 8, 2003

Hammer Lane

The way to Micke Grove from Hwy. 99.

It's not my fault that you've never been to Stockton!

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Pink Hammering

the act of beat a girls clit with your dick

Bekka used to love it when Nick would pull out and give her clit a nice Pink Hammering before he came on her tits.

by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

by Saint947 April 23, 2014

hewbrew hammer

A small jewish penis.

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.

by Jokesin July 25, 2007

Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.

"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."

by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010