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Hormel Hammer 

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
Hormel Hammer by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

cordless hammer drill 

a power tool that, according to amazingphil and daniel howell, makes you a man
Dan: Is it fun being a man now?
Phil: Yeah, especially now that I've got my cordless hammer drill
Dan: So manly
cordless hammer drill by cory19 December 15, 2020

Bo-Bot Hammer 

An item used in the Japanese cartoon, Meep ba-beep. A Bo-bot hammer is an accessory or equipment for Bo-Bots, in the cartoon Meep Ba-Beep. They are extremely powerful, ranging from "Delicate Fairy Snowflake", which can smash a watermelon into pieces, to "Deadly supernova", which effects are too dangerous to test. The Bo-bot hammer is used to aid in the work that Bo-bots do. Due to the possibilities of destruction, the Bo-Bot hammer was recalled around September 2013, in season 5, episode 10. However, some Bo-Bot hammers could be found on online auction sites, as seen on the computer screen when Mike was surfing the net, selling for millions of dollars.
"THAT BO-BOT USED HIS BO-BOT HAMMER ON MY CAR!!
"I can't even afford one-millionth of the cost of a Bo-Bot hammer online!"
"Bo-Bot hammers are extremely helpful in cooking!"
Bo-Bot Hammer by royalrome November 19, 2013

Drop a Hammer 

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
Drop a Hammer by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014

The Bammer Hammer 

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
The Bammer Hammer by Lavabite October 26, 2020

Pulling/Dropping the Hammer 

When engaging in drinking activities the initiator must make eye contact with another member of the table, They then reference to the ceiling by extending their arm to the sky. In one swift motion all members involved must drop their elbow to the table as if they were to have pulled a hammer down from the ceiling. All members taking part of the hammer pull must finish their drink. This was made popular by Kindrat and Sandberg Co
We pulling/dropping the hammer?