Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say

-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck

by lurkinthedark August 29, 2010

bum fuck egypt

The middle of fucking nowhere.

I missed a turn and ended up in Bum Fuck Egypt.

by Puddintane September 10, 2003

Fuck your bitch

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do

"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"

by Holdmymuffin January 4, 2015

Stupid as fuck

People who have no intelligence or common sense.

Man that guy is stupid as fuck.

See that guy Bill over there, he is stupid as fuck.

Why are you stupid as fuck?

by MrGlova October 26, 2012

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

Going Butt Fuck

When someone becomes extremely excited or stimulated as if they had a severe form of A.D.D. Much like Going Ape Shit, but usually in a more positive way. Similar to a fangasm.

Joe Bob McHootenanny: "I was in the mall the other day and I didn't want to get anything I didn't need. Then a lady by the toy store offered me a huge figure of the Big Daddy from Bioshock that was so well sculpted and painted it looked real! I proceeded to start going butt fuck and payed the $245 it cost... And that's why we can't afford to pay the rent this month, honey."

by nickreaper October 10, 2011

DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010