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false fit

something that was fake
Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.
by JustTrey January 16, 2023
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FALSE LOVE

A brand name that is designated for homosexual men who gain inspiration from tight clothing, uncoordinated color ways, and frank ocean.
Brett rocks false love daily while spreading love to other men.
by AlrightIToldYou January 18, 2023
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failcessful

When you are too good at what you do and you constantly fail by being too successful.
When you point out things to your management team that could save the company loads of time and money but they ignore you because they know it would invalidate them as management for not thinking of it.

"John would be a great member of the team if he wasn't so failcessful"

When you modify a system to make it more efficient but end up getting an entire department fired because your automation made their jobs necessary. Also managing to get you blacklisted for any consideration of promotion

"Roy was on the way to a promotion but that last automation made him a true failcess"

You make a car so fast that no one believes you can drive a lap "that fast" so you are disqualified based on the idea that you can't be that fast.

"Reginald would have been the top contender but instead he was too failcessful"
by TheMightyElk January 26, 2023
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False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known
I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!
by Cenafan February 16, 2023
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False

Sassy new yorker that might have a gay lover
False:Cypress you THUG!
by TruthsGuardian April 14, 2023
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false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.
I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!
by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023
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False Flag

A False Flag is when someone calls attention to a "Red Flag" in an effort to manipulate opinions at to what is right and wrong. The false (red) flag is used when people are already biased to a similar opinion as the one presenting the information, or the misinformation is used to try to manipulate people into being newly biased.

A false flag is a tool often used when politicising a topic. It often makes situations more difficult instead of making situations easy because its harder to know what to believe.
"He said that women that are emotional is a red flag to him but he's not about to stop dating females so he's really waving a false flag about us girls"
by T3CHN0PH0B3 June 9, 2023
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