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Cypress was once a small town (now almost a suburb)northwest of Houston, whose landscape was dotted with Dairy Farms and Ranches. It is protected by Cy-Fair VFD, the largest Volunteer Fire Dept. in the country and by Harris County Sherriffs Department. It is home to the Cy-Fair Bobcats (and Sam McGuffy), and Cy-Fair FFA was once called "Harris County's little A&M" the most popular thing to do on saturday nights was to go to the Cy-Fair Rodeo, put on by the FFA. Thanks to so called "progress" Cypress is now just an extension of Houston. The Rodeo is gone, the pastures replaced by miles of concrete and cookie-cutter houses, the trees cut down, and the very identity of this area so rich in history and tradition wiped away.
"I'm not from Houston, I'm from CYPRESS!"
by CyFairRedneck July 03, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Cypress is very hawt she is a amazing human being she is a good friend she is very caring person and has a great personality. Cypress is very attractive :DDDD she can be a little weird sometimes in a bad way tho anyways Cypress is very kind when it comes to having someone to love she is loyal and spontaneous she will never do anything to hurt u never let go of a cypress bc if u do goon u made the biggest mistake of ur life u retard.
by IAMGAYFORRYANHEHE September 01, 2020
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The most boring town in Houston Texas. The majority of people there have the most dry personalities and the population is mostly composed of churchgoing old people, Karens, and douchebags.
Guy 1: So what do your grandparents post on facebook?
Guy 2: Mostly minion memes and how our generation can't interact with others and hate Jesus.
Guy 1: where do they live again?
Guy 2: Cypress, Texas.
Guy 1: Makes sense.
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by FiggyMiggy February 23, 2020
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A suburb in Texas, Northwest of Houston.
So much construction it's not right.
I live in Cypress, it sucks. It's all about image.
by Izzabehr November 26, 2004
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Short for Cypress Hills Low-Income Housing Projects. An area bordered by Sutter Avenue, Fountain Avenue, Linden Boulevard, and Euclid Avenue within the East New York section of Brooklyn. This area is far from any actual cypress trees and is over a mile from an area known as Cypress Hills. It has always been a haven for low-lives and dirt bags, cripples, dwarfs, and sluts. Today, despite the best efforts of the NYC Housing Authority and its Police Department, there occurs, on average, a murder a month there.
Yo, me an' da Bro' went down to Cypress, and some niggaz done chased us, took our watches, and beat the shit outta us.
by Little Tommy Bep December 06, 2004
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Cypress. A very rare name only give to few SPECIAL children. If you have the name Cypress, your friends have the names, Emma and Anika. Cypress is the name of the most important member of the Ninja Counicl!

:-) ♥♥♥Cypress- LOL♥♥♥
Anika: Hey Cypress! I'm a ninja!
Emma: Hey Cypress! I made you a waffle!
Anika:Hey Cypress! You brother got stolen by the principal!
Cypress: OMFG Triii.... Woah WHAT?!
Anika: HA HA JK

Emma:You guys are so funny! Ha ha ha
by NamerKid November 18, 2011
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