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cum delay

The act of depriving yourself of an orgasm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a porn site; because you know that once you cum, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other porn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.

acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: Squeezing your dick as hard as you possibly can, slapping your dick extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your dick forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) I was about to bust while watching this porn clip, but employing the methods of cum delay i squeezed down on my dick as to not allow anything to come out, so that I could watch the other 5 videos I had lined up afterward.

2.) I'll compile a list of clips I want to watch, and cum delay until I watch the last one.
by wibbles11223 October 13, 2010
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Tennessee Deluxe

A man who owns a Shih Tzu and cries at college football games.
The Vols lost so I'm grabbing my small dog and having a good cry." "Goooood, quit being such a Tennessee Deluxe!
by Jimidak March 27, 2011
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Red Delicious

A nickname borrowed from the common apple which is used to describe an extremely attractive female who easily turns red due to any kind of embarrassment or laughter.
Casper: "Hey girl, you're super cute."
Jessica: "Awww stop it! You're making me blush!"
Casper: "You're even cuter when you blush. You're a Red Delicious!"
by crispychicken November 1, 2012
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feetus deletus

A spell that only those of a higher IQ ( a.k.a Rick and Morty Fans ) use for easier abortion.
Girl: Honey, Im gregnant!!
Boy: Feetus Deletus!
by Analnuke July 1, 2018
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john delaney

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney
by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019
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Whipgraft Delusion

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.
When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.
by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
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Berried Delight

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023
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