Cunt

Can't

Understand
Normal
Thinking

C.U.N.T

John: Miles! Get me a Hawaiian punch!
Miles: Here.
John: Miles! this isn't a Hawaiian punch.
Miles: I didn't hear you say what kind you wanted!
John: Then how would you know to grab the wrong one?!
Miles: I didn't think about it! I just did it!?!
John: Your such a fucking CUNT!

by EVH 5150 III April 11, 2011

CUNT

NOUN- MARCIA MILLER

Teacher who doesnt know what she is teaching and saying dumb shit. When you don't help your students and dont mark properly making people loose marks you are a cunt!

by ofad!!! May 9, 2011

Cunt

1. Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
2. A cruel name to call a deserving female who is being such a complete, out-of-line bitch, that the only possible conclusion is that she is abnormal or not human.

That cunt decided to scream at me and accuse me of flirting with her boyfriend while we were at my brother's funeral.

by Miss Be July 24, 2011

cunt

A complete and utter prick so prickish he becomes a "cunt". The original "cunt" was Matt Watts, commonly confused with Simon Amstell. The main difference between the two is that Simon Amstell is not a "cunt"

You know Matt Watts?
The cunt?
Yes.

by Mr Amstell August 7, 2011

cunt

A terrible word to use for something that's beautiful,soft, wet, and welcoming ---a pussy. Considered to be an even more vulgar word than the overused "fuck".

I prefer saying "pussy' or "chocha" over "cunt".

by pentozali September 17, 2013

Cunt

A bitch, someone who causes trouble or talks behind your back about you.

Wow, Emily is a real cunt.

by GilbertCunt September 17, 2014

Cunt

kuhnt

noun, Slang: Vulgar.
1. the vulva or vagina.
2. a term used to refer to a contemptible person.
3. a mother who fails to honor a parenting agreement.

Person A: Julie refuses to follow the court-mandated parenting plan, denying me my right to see my child.

Person B: Julie is a cunt.

by sluggingit October 27, 2014