chode

A penis that has unique physical shape. The penis it self has wider than it's length. 8>

'im gonna shove my chode up your ass and open it up like a packet of chips'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

p chode

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

by davis024 April 28, 2005

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

choadeo

a circle jerk consisting of only people with choads..generally midgets

yea i was just in this massive choadeo this morning

by baconballssach July 3, 2011

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011