Definitions by TheyCallMeCrystal

Chode Polishing 

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

Chode Polishing by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011